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Dog jokes

When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around? They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

 

Dog jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ? It chases parked cars !

 

Dog jokes

What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!

 

Dog jokes

What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!

 

Dog jokes

What dog rides a horse named Macaroni? Yankee poodle!

 

Dog jokes

What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog? A hen that lays pooched eggs.

 

Dog jokes

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird? A Doberman fincher!

 

Dog jokes

Why did the dog jump into the sea? He wanted to chase the catfish!

 

Dog jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

 

Dog jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ? A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !