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E-mail jokes

How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.

How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.

How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.

How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.

How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.

How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet.

How does James Bond type e-mails? With his goldfinger.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

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