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Easter jokes

Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? To a re-tail store!

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!

What's pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny? His lucky people's foot!

What's long and stylish and full of cats? The Easter Purrade!

What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on your head? An Easter bunnet!

Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your arm?" Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise." Boy 2:...