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Easter jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!

Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!

What is a dog's favourite Easter treat? Jelly bones!

What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes "hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM, hippity-BOOM"? The Easter Elephant.

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? He does lots of bare-obics.

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby...

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.