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Easter jokes

Why was the monster sitting in his Easter basket? He was trying to hatch his peanut butter eggs!

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!

How is the Easter Bunny like Shaquille O'Neal? They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

What's red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket? Coloured scrambled eggs

What's big and purple and hugs your Easter basket? The Easter Barney!

How does the Easter Bunny paint all of those eggs? He hires Santa's elves during the off-season.

What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!