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E-mail jokes

Teacher: You've been e-mailing other pupils that I'm ugly! Pupil: Sorry, miss, I didn't realise you wanted to keep it a secret.

What do robots put at the bottom of their e-mails? Yours tin-sincerely.

What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails? Beast wishes.

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying, 'What's up, Doc? What's up, Doc?' Check for bugs in your system.

When do e-mails stop being in black and white? When they are read.

I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails? She was always using fowl language.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message? To e or not to e, that is the question.