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Dog jokes

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Dog jokes

Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come...

 

Dog jokes

Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

 

Dog jokes

Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire? A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog.

 

Dog jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball

 

Dog jokes

Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City? To see who shot his "paw."

 

Dog jokes

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper? A. "Rough rough".

 

Dog jokes

A hound dog and a dalmation were sitting in an Internet cafe and the dalmation said to the hound, "Hey, check out my web site!" The hound asked for...

 

E-mail jokes

Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.

 

E-mail jokes

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!