More Jokes
Pupil:
Sir, would you mind e-mailing my
exam results to my parents?
Teacher: But your parents don't have a
comuter.
Pupil: Exactly!
Do you send e-mails on your home
computer?
What's the point?
I can just bring my home along with me and have a
chat.
How come you
never write e-mails?
I'd
rather send a note!
How do athletes send e-mails?
On the
Inter-sweat.
How do comedians send messages?
By tee-hee
mail.
How do dolphins send messages?
By
sea-mail.
How do footballers send messages?
By
referee-mail.
How do Indian chiefs send messages?
By
teepee-mail!
How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?
By
Spaghett-e-mail!
How do long distance runners send e-mail?
On
the sprin-ternet.