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Dog jokes

What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None. They are all on the outside.

Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper.

What kind of modeling clay does a dog use? Fi-Do!

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear ? A petticoat !

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast? He foamed at the mouth.