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Elephant jokes

What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !

What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !