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Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ? One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

 

Elephant jokes

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !

 

Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a piece of paper ? You can't make a paper aeroplane out of an elephant !

 

Elephant jokes

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ? One is a weak one and the other one week !

 

Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ? Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?

 

Elephant jokes

Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !

 

Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an African elephant and an Indian elephant ? About 3,000 miles !

 

Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ? A gooseberry is green !

 

Elephant jokes

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !

 

Elephant jokes

A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really need help" "Yes I do", said the elephant, "get this kid...