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Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"

 

Elephant jokes

Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?", said Jane. "I thought...

 

Elephant jokes

What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !

 

Elephant jokes

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming ? Here come the elephants

 

Elephant jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !

 

Elephant jokes

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !

 

Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ? Anything you want as he can't hear you !

 

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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court ? Annette !

 

Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ? Russell !

 

Elephant jokes

What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !