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Elephant jokes

What do you call the rabbit up the elephant's sweater ? Terrified !

How to elephants talk to each other ? By 'elephone !

What do you give an elephant with big feet ? Plenty of room !

Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they've no pockets to put things in !

What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

What do you find in an elephants graveyard ? Elephantoms !

What is stronger an elephant or a snail ? A snail, because it carries it's house, an elephant just carries its trunk !

What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !

Who lost a herd of elephants ? Big bo peep !