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Elephant jokes

My elephants got no trunk ? How does it smell ? Terrible !

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ? Take away it's credit cards !

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !

Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ? Raining elephants !

How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !

Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !

Reports are coming in of an elephant doing a ton in the highway. Police ask motorists to drive carefully and to yield right of way.

How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...