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Face jokes

Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !

 

Face jokes

My teacher's got a pretty face if you can read between the lines.

 

Face jokes

Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had...

 

Face jokes

What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.

 

Face jokes

Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).

 

Face jokes

Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

 

Face jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.

 

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I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.

 

Face jokes

Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the...

 

Face jokes

Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!