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Boy monster: You've got a face like a million dollars ! Girl monster: Have I really ? Boy monster: Yes - it's green and wrinkly !
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Counselor: Wash your face. I can see what you had for breakfast. Henry: If you're so smart, what did I have? Counselor: Eggs. Henry: Wrong. I had...
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Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
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Why is your face all scratched ? My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really, she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !
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Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.
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I don't know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
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Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the...
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Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!
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