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Dog jokes

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

 

Dog jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

 

Dog jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on...

 

Dog jokes

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !

 

Dog jokes

What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of? A Doberman puncher!

 

Dog jokes

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball? The Philadelphia Beagles!

 

Dog jokes

What kind of dog can you best see in the dark? A glowberman pinscher!

 

Dog jokes

What is a collie puppy's favorite toy? A chew-chew train!

 

Dog jokes

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!

 

Dog jokes

What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !