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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!

 

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Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!

 

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What is a Chihuahua's favorite sport? Miniature golf!

 

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!

 

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A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking. Didn't I see you on a TV commercial? How am I supposed...

 

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Why should you never watch a video with a Chihuahua? It always plays with the "paws" button on the VCR.

 

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What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

 

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Alsation: What is your favorite holiday? Chihuahua: Howloween!

 

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Alsation: Why do you like to go on camping trips? Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

 

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I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn't very nice, you shouldn't draw on dogs!