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Why does a d dog scratch himself? He is the only one that knows where it itches.
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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
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Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
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Why was the mother flea so unhappy? All her children had gone to the dogs.
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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.
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Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one.
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My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
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A man and his son were shovelling the driveway after a heavy snowfall when their dog, Lady, wandered away from them. Man, fearing the dog might be...
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Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer who said his dog could draw. His dog's name was "T-Square", and he...
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