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Dog jokes

Which dog tastes better when eaten? A hot dog.

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head? The tomato was in a can.

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.

Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding.

Why did the dog say he was an actor? His leg was in a cast.

Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!

Why did the dog's owner think his dog was a great mathematician? When he asked the dog what six minus six was, the dog said nothing.

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise? Because the captain stood on the deck.

Why do dogs turn around three times before lying down? One good turn deserves another.