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Doctor and nurse jokes

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Jack: "My brother was sick and went to the doctor." John: "Is he feeling better now?" Jack: "No, he has a broken arm." John: "How did he break it?"...

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"

 

Doctor and nurse jokes

"Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite...

 

Dog jokes

A man walked by a table in a hotel and noticed three men and a dog playing cards. The dog was exhibiting an extraordinary performance. "That is a...

 

Dog jokes

A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?" "Well," said the vet "let's have a...

 

Dog jokes

A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good...

 

Dog jokes

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as...

 

Dog jokes

Q: When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? - A: Anytime he wants to go.