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Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog. How long have you felt like this? Ever since I was a puppy!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm turning into a frog Your just playing too much croquet!

Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo. Are you stringing me along!

Doctor, Doctor I dream there are monsters under my bed, what can I do? Saw the legs off of your bed!

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You...

Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You...

Doctor Doctor I feel like biscuits! What, you mean those square ones? Yes! The ones you put butter on? Yes! Oh, You're Crackers!

Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains Well pull yourself together then

Doctor, Doctor I snore so loud I keep myself awake Sleep in another room then!