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The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished,...

 

Divorce jokes

I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won't give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.

 

Divorce jokes

Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every...

 

Divorce jokes

With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called "Marriage Anonymous." Whenever a guy feels like getting married,...

 

Divorce jokes

A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A...

 

Divorce jokes

A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says, "Please tell me why you are seeking...

 

Divorce jokes

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

 

Divorce jokes

Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone's going to lose their trailer...

 

Divorce jokes

Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory, but she did...

 

Divorce jokes

Did you hear about the lawyer whose divorce ended up in a nasty custody fight about a dog? When the lawyer won, the dog bit him.