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Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your mother.

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Iraq? A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: It's cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?

Q. What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies? A. Bingo!

Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.