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Q: Why did the blonde guy put ice in his condom? A: To keep the swelling down.

Q: What do blonde's have against condoms? A: Their cheeks.

Q: What does a blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" A: "No, I just lie there."

Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes.

Q: Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing? A: The balls are lighter, and you don't have to change shoes.

Q: Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? A: She wanted to have her cock and eat it too.

Q: What is a bellybutton for? A: It gives a blonde a place to park her gum on the way down.

Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.

Q: What do you call a blonde with a bag of sugar on her head? A: Sweet fuck all.