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Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare? A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big.

Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.

Q: How are women and rocks alike? A: You skip across the flat ones.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.

Q: Whats the difference between a 90s woman and a - computer? A: A 90s woman won't accept a three-and-a-half-inch floppy.