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Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.

How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb? It doesn't matter..Theres a Blackout!

Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes? A: In France.

Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by .swallowing 100 pain killers? A: After two he began to feel better.

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? They all gather around their cash registers and sing "What a Friend We Have In Jesus..."

What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat it, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother...

Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus? A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says, "Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?"

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.