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Ethnic jokes

Q: Do you know why the new football stadium they built in Warsaw could not be used? A: No matter where you sat you were behind a Pole.

Q: How do you know you're flying over Poland? A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

Q: How do you take census in a Polish village? A: Roll a quarter down the street, count the legs, divide by two, and subtract one for the Jew who...

Q: Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog? (hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover".

Q: Did you hear about the Polak who married an Amish woman? A: He drove her buggy.

"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in...

An American tourist was visiting a quaint country village, and got talking to a farmer in the local pub. "And have you lived here all your life,...

An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout...

What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John.