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Q: How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary's...

 

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Q: How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb? A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs, it's cheaper to sit in the dark

 

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Q: How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians...

 

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Q: How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.

 

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What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.

 

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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.

 

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"Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?" "Because they're stupid," said her friend.

 

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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.

 

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What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.

 

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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've...