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Ethnic jokes

Q: What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill? A: They stop delivering.

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is there? A: He's the one with a duck.

Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children? A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world...

Q: How do you get a Polak out of the bath tub? A: Throw in a bar of soap.

Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Q: Did you hear about the man who was Polishing the flagpole? A: He varnished into thin air!

Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? A: They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving.

Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !

What language do they speak in Cuba ? Cubic !