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Firefighter jokes

Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!

Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You don't get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.

Q. What kind of ears do pumpers have? A. Engineers.

All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even "fast" asleep!

What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas ? A ladder in her stocking !

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved...