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Farmer jokes

A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the...

 

Farmer jokes

Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered out on a country road....

 

Farmer jokes

A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer...

 

Farmer jokes

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the...

 

Farmer jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

 

Farmer jokes

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

 

Farmer jokes

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer? You take me for grunted.

 

Farmer jokes

Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

 

Farmer jokes

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

 

Farmer jokes

Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef.