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An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck when it starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawls underneath to...

 

Farmer jokes

A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any...

 

Farmer jokes

What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik.

 

Farmer jokes

A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast...

 

Farmer jokes

"Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "you'll have to go by...

 

Farmer jokes

How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.

 

Farmer jokes

Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture.

 

Farmer jokes

Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

 

Farmer jokes

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the...

 

Farmer jokes

A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the...