More Jokes

Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!

 

Farmer jokes

Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig vane keeps pointing toward...

 

Farmer jokes

Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every time he turns a corner, the...

 

Farmer jokes

Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough...

 

Farmer jokes

FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at the door. FARMER: Never...

 

Farmer jokes

How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.

 

Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."

 

Fishing jokes

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The...

 

Fishing jokes

Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!" "That bad, huh" "She...

 

Fishing jokes

A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game...