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"I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead." "That's not true, vicar. And I've got the fish to...

"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."

Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is...

Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish.

How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.

Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain? Anything you like, he can't hear you.

I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman...

Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby