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Fishing jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing? The cast-a-net.

 

Fishing jokes

Tim once took his small cousin with him while he went fishing: When he returned, he was looking very fed up. "I'll never do that again," he...

 

Fishing jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce? One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

 

Fishing jokes

Fisherman: What are you fishing for sonny? Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms.

 

Fishing jokes

Q: How many anglers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four, one to change the light bulb and three to brag about how big the old one was and...

 

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.

 

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Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!

 

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George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish. On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store. 'I want to buy three...

 

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Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.

 

Fishing jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.