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Fishing jokes

What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any...

When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !

How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !

What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !

Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!

Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !

What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !

What kind of money do fishermen make ? Net profits !