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Fishing jokes

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !

What was the name of Tom Sawyer's fish? Huckleberry Fin!

Why are gold fish orange ? The water makes them rusty !

What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!

What was the Tsar of Russia's favorite fish ? Tsardines !

What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse ? The Codfather !

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!

Why are fish so gullible? They fall for things hook, line and sinker!

How do you communicate with a fish? You drop it a line!