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Fishing jokes

Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!

What is a knight's favourite fish? A swordfish!

What fish is best to have in a boat? A Sailfish.

How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!

How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !

What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish

To whom do fish go to borrow money ? The loan shark !

What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !