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Fishing jokes

What did the sardine call the submarine ? A can of people !

Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.

Where do fish come from? Finland!

Which fish dresses the best? The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What do you get if you cross an abbot with a trout ? Monkfish !

What kind of fish will help you hear better ? A herring aid !

What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !

Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd? He called the piano tuna!