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Fishing jokes

What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand ? Birdsthigh fish fingers !

Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".

What TV game show do fish like best? Name that tuna!

What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !

What do you call a literary fish? Salmon Rushdie!

What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !

What is dry on the outside, filled with water and blows up buildings ? A fish tank !

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea ? Jack the kipper !

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !

Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !