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A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered. "Corned beef sandwich is not on the...

 

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What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine,...

 

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At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was...

 

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"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight...

 

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Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm.

 

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What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.

 

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

 

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Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.

 

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What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

 

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What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.