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Fishing jokes

What do dirty fish read? Prawno Magazines!

 

Fishing jokes

Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

 

Fishing jokes

Having arrived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then he happened to see a little snake...

 

Food jokes

On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.

 

Food jokes

The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."

 

Food jokes

A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry.

 

Food jokes

A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills.

 

Food jokes

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

 

Food jokes

A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.

 

Food jokes

Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.