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How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge? There are foot prints in the butter. "
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And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's...
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.
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Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
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My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
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Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.
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