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An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was...
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Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It's empty.
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What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea.
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Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third cookie say as he reached the pavement in safety? Crumbs!
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How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without...
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What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
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My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
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A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you the first time," came the reply.
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