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Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones? Mrs Jones: Yes, very much. Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.

Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat...

What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...

Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why? Fred: I don't know. It must have been so dark I...

I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should...

Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't worry about what's in the tin.