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Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.

 

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First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries - that's my...

 

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.

 

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.

 

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When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee.

 

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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.

 

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What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."

 

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An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over...

 

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A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the...

 

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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"