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Food jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.

What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.

Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."

Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"

Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta.

What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!

What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!

Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!

Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !