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Frog jokes

What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him

Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

What do toads drink ? Croaka-cola !

What do frogs drink ? Hot croako !

Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ? Kermit the Fog !

What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !

What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !