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Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a...

What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert? Dr Spook.

Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub? The landlord said "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."

What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.

What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time.

Did you hear about the ghost comedian? He was booed off stage.

Did you hear about the ghost who learnt to fly? He was pleased to be back on terror-firma.

Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyed doing housework? He used to go round with the oooo-ver.

A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking these corridors for 300...