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Ghost jokes

Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake.

 

Ghost jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

 

Ghost jokes

One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman,...

 

Ghost jokes

Q: How do ghosts fly from one place to another? A: By scareplane.

 

Ghost jokes

Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

 

Ghost jokes

What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !

 

Ghost jokes

This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.

 

Ghost jokes

Where would you take a ghost for lunch? Pizza Haunt!

 

Ghost jokes

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

 

Ghost jokes

Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. It's in the Bill of Frights!"